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WWE Superstars results for 01/28/2010

The show kicked off with a Divas Tag Match from RAW as The Bella Twins would face “The Sour Songstress” Jillian and the newest RAW Diva, Katie Lea. In the end, Nikki Bella was able to roll up Katie Lea to pick up the win for herself and Brie.

Then it was time for a Triple Threat Match that would determine one RAW Superstar’s entry into the 30-Man Royal Rumble Match as Chris Masters, Primo, & Chavo Guerrero would battle for the coveted spot. In the end, it was Chris Masters who locked in his patented Masterlock on Chavo Guerrero to earn a spot in the 30-Man Royal Rumble Match! How will “The Masterpiece” fair this Sunday in the Royal Rumble Match?

Chris Jericho made an appearance on WWE Superstars and stated that it is “disgusting” how the other Royal Rumble entrants make their vows to win the Rumble Match and calls them all “liars”! Jericho then says that he is an “honest man” and the “truth” is that he will add another accomplishment to his list of accolades by winning the Royal Rumble Match and headlining WrestleMania! Jericho then proclaims that he is “the baddest man on the planet” and is “the best at what he does” before being interrupted by R-Truth, who makes his way to the ring! Truth states that Jericho is “the best”; the best at “running his mouth” and calls Jericho “annoying” and a “pimple”! Truth then questions Jericho’s claims to being an “honest man” and calls him a “liar” before vowing that he will win the Royal Rumble Match and headline WrestleMania! The bold R-Truth then tells Jericho that, if given the opportunity, he will not hesitate to eliminate Jericho! In response, Jericho tried to cheap-shot R-Truth, but Truth countered and cleared the ring of Chris Jericho!

Then it was time for the main event, from SmackDown, as Matt Hardy, with The Great Khali & Ranjin Singh at ringside, would face David Hart Smith, with his Hart Dynasty cohorts, Natalya & Tyson Kidd, at ringside. With a big assist by Natalya & Tyson Kidd, David Hart Smith was able to hit a big boot on Matt Hardy to pick up the win! After the match, The Great Khali came in and cleaned house of Tyson Kidd, David Hart Smith, and even his partner, Matt Hardy! The Great Khali is certainly aware of the “every man for himself” aspect of the Royal Rumble Match, but will it lead to victory for “The Punjabi Playboy” this Sunday?

9:53 PM- Piven turns heel, Miz can never appear on Raw again(or until next week)

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Sargent Slaughter hosts Raw next week

Piven and Dr. Ken fear Orton. Legacy/heels are the hand picked lumberjacks

Miz and Cena trade punches. Cena plants Miz into the mat, Miz rolls out of the ring. Charro and Dr. Ken make sure Miz is ok. Cena pushed out of the ring, lands in The Masterlock.

Miz with a stiff clothesline. Attacks Cena in the corner. Miz charges Cena, runs into Cena’s boot.

You cant see me. Orton pulls down the rope, Cena falls to the outside. Lumberjacks maul Cena. Cena plants and pins Miz with the F-U. Miz is gone

Piven from the top rope with a CROSS BODY!, caught by Cena. Dr. Ken bargins with Cena, begs for life to be saved. Funny. ‘THE GOOD GUYS WON!’ Dr. Ken gets gorlla pressed to the outside.

Cena and Orton stare eachother down.

9:46 PM- Segment filler

Triple H calls Shawn Michaels to come back, begs. Dial tone says HBK isnt ‘ready’

More of The Goods

Cena is ready for The Miz

9:33 PM- Big Show proves his dominance against Kofi Kingston

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Randy Orton dosent care about Jeremy Pivens movie. Slaps and intimidates Piven and Dr. Ken, threatens kicking them in the skull. ‘This has been fun until now’

Hot woman in crowd stares at Kofi Kingston’s abs. Jericho accompanies Big Show to the ring

WWE Poll results- 85% of WWE Fans think Shaq would beat Big Show

Kofi starts off with some quick strikes but Big Show over powers him with his strength. Jericho refers to the NEW Big Show as a destroyer and their team as the most dominat force in WWE.

Big chop across Kofi’s chest. Kofi gets caught in the high rent district and gets slamed to the mat, followed by a splash. Kofi gets his foot on the rope. Colossal clutch in the ropes, ref breaks it up.

Kofi battles back with kicks, stuns Show. Kofi hits a high top rope leg drop, Show kicks out. Show spears Kofi in half. Punches to the kidneys

The ref stops the match due to closed fists strikes, Big Show tears Kofi apart after the bell.

9:25 PM-Mark Henry vs. Chavo Guerrero

Charro is ready to take on Hornswoggle. Piven says swoggle has chickenpox. Mark Henry takes his place + leprechaun hat in memory of Hornswoggle.

Markswoggle(tm) vs Chavo

Henry intimidates Chavo to the outside of the ring. Henry tosses him back inside. Worlds Strongest Slam. Chavo cries out for pepe. 1.2.3.

Hornswoggle is a liar, he was hiding under the ring. Tadpol splash. I predict Chavos next burrial will be with the returning Eugene.

Next- Kofi vs Big Show for the U.S. Title

9:13 PM – Carlito beats Primo

Charro confuses Piven with Joe Rogan. Charro vs Horngobbler one on one. Haha.. Chavo thinks Dr. Ken is the teleporter from Heroes..

Depressed Carlito vs. Primo.. guess this is the blow off match

Announcers put over Primo’s offense. Depressed Calito shows off his orange boots as he rolls out of the ring. Suicide dive from Primo to the outside on Carlito.

Carlito lands a top rope rolling DDT neckbreaker on Primo. Primo fights back, spinning shoulder block. Cartwheel, Mokeyflip.. Primo breaks his shoulder on the turn post as he misses a corner charge.

Carlito hits the Backstabber. 1.2.3.

8:58 PM- Legacy pins The Game. Heat is stolen by DX return

Rhodes has Triple H in a headlock after Dibiase hangs Triple H on the top rope.

Dibiase tagged in. Dibiase stomps Triple H in the corner. Rhodes tagged in, more kicks. Dibiase attacks Triple H behind the refs back.

Triple H fights back, but its cut off by Dibiase. Rhodes tagged in, elbows to Triple H’s head. Knee drop on Triple H.

Cody Rhodes misses the moonsault. Momentum shift?

Rhodes tries to tag in Dibiase. Triple H stops the tag, attacks Dibiase

High Knee. Facebuster. Spinebuster. RAWR! Stalks Rhodes for the pedigree.

Dibiase breaks it up, DRAM STREAT! Pin, Triple H kicks out.

Rhodes drops Triple H with the Crossroads, 1.2.3

LEGACY WINS!

Triple H grabs the mic, breaks down … Triple H hints at a DX return

8: 50- Rhodes and Dibiase play The Game

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The Game wants to teach Legacy a lesson

Rhodes starts things off

Triple H sets the pace. Dibiase tagged in. Pedigree? Rhodes stops it.. Triple H still in control

commercal break

8:40 PM-WWE loses ratings

Beth Phoenix/Jillian Hall vs Mickie James/Gail Kim

Crowd dies.

The Glamazon slams Kim for the pin.

Recap of the Triple H/Legacy feud. Triple H vs. Rhodes/Dibiase hype is NEXT!

Triple H is on his way to the ring.

8:25 PM – Piven makes Big Show vs Kingston for the U.S. Title

We relive Shaq as GM last week on Raw

ESPN clips shown. Didnt ESPN rip WWE and Shaq?

Cole- the Shaq stuff was everywhere ‘even youtube’…

WWE.com vote: Shaq vs. Big Show?

Dr. Ken calls Big Show the BIG FAT SHOW.

Piven and Dr. Ken piss off the Big Show. Big Show vs Jeremy Piven(?)

Piven suggests Big Show vs. Kofi for the US title instead

Dr. Ken is not funny.

Micki James and Gail Kim- Diva tag team action is next!.. who cares!?

8:18 PM – Jack Swagger vs. Evan Bourne

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Swagger vs. Bourne

Swagger over powers Bourne early

Bourne is tiny compared to Swagger. Announcers point this out at least twenty times.

Powerslam. Swagger taunts Bourne with pushups

Gutwrench Powerbomb. 1.2.3.

Pwned.

Bourne is pwned more with a kick to the head, a splash and a second gutwrench powerbombs. MVP makes the save.

8:OO PM – Jeremy Piven and the Asian guy from Mad TV open Raw

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Jeremy Piven Opens Raw.

Dr. Ken is not lol

Miz says Piven makes a “mockery” of Raw

Piven- Miz is not the goods

The Miz is embarrassed… again

Miz wants Cena

Miz to Piven “I order you to make it happen”

Cena is loved by Piven and Loyd(?). Fail.

Cena plugs the Goods for the 5th time to start the show

Piven makes Cena vs Le Miz interesting. Lumberjack match? Miz yawns.

Miz will be banned from Summer Fest. Crowd confused.

Cena corrects Piven, Summer Slam*

If Miz loses he is banned from Raw for ALL ETERNITY! WIN!

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