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Top 10 Wrestlers of the Week

10. Sting

9. The Usos

8. Alberto Del Rio

7. John Morrison

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Local Guy- WWE Superstar Charlie Haas


Clean Dallas featured local wrestler Charlie Haas

Haas was a two-time Big East Champion at Seton Hall University, but after graduation, Haas ventured into the workforce and became a stockbroker with Goldman-Sachs. There was a time when it appeared the wrestling career of Haas would end after he graduated college. Still, the drive to wrestle was always there.

Haas pursued his dream and began to hit the independent circuit, and along with his brother Russ, they established themselves as a talented tag team. Russ met an untimely death in November 2001, but this did not deter Charlie from the dream he shared with his brother.

After debuting the day after Christmas in 2002, Haas began to team with Shelton Benjamin. The duo developed into one of SmackDown’s top tag teams. Twice they captured the WWE Tag Team Championship before disbanding.

In 2008, Haas’ athleticism brought him success in the ring and the Superstar changed things up and shocked our fans with his unorthodox attire. During this time, he seemed to be going through some “character changes,” but now, with the 2009 WWE Supplemental Draft, seems to be back within himself as a member of the SmackDown family.

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WWE Monday Night Raw LIVE Results

9:53 PM- Piven turns heel, Miz can never appear on Raw again(or until next week)


Sargent Slaughter hosts Raw next week

Piven and Dr. Ken fear Orton. Legacy/heels are the hand picked lumberjacks

Miz and Cena trade punches. Cena plants Miz into the mat, Miz rolls out of the ring. Charro and Dr. Ken make sure Miz is ok. Cena pushed out of the ring, lands in The Masterlock.

Miz with a stiff clothesline. Attacks Cena in the corner. Miz charges Cena, runs into Cena’s boot.

You cant see me. Orton pulls down the rope, Cena falls to the outside. Lumberjacks maul Cena. Cena plants and pins Miz with the F-U. Miz is gone 😦

Piven from the top rope with a CROSS BODY!, caught by Cena. Dr. Ken bargins with Cena, begs for life to be saved. Funny. ‘THE GOOD GUYS WON!’ Dr. Ken gets gorlla pressed to the outside.

Cena and Orton stare eachother down.

9:46 PM- Segment filler

Triple H calls Shawn Michaels to come back, begs. Dial tone says HBK isnt ‘ready’

More of The Goods

Cena is ready for The Miz

9:33 PM- Big Show proves his dominance against Kofi Kingston


Randy Orton dosent care about Jeremy Pivens movie. Slaps and intimidates Piven and Dr. Ken, threatens kicking them in the skull. ‘This has been fun until now’

Hot woman in crowd stares at Kofi Kingston’s abs. Jericho accompanies Big Show to the ring

WWE Poll results- 85% of WWE Fans think Shaq would beat Big Show

Kofi starts off with some quick strikes but Big Show over powers him with his strength. Jericho refers to the NEW Big Show as a destroyer and their team as the most dominat force in WWE.

Big chop across Kofi’s chest. Kofi gets caught in the high rent district and gets slamed to the mat, followed by a splash. Kofi gets his foot on the rope. Colossal clutch in the ropes, ref breaks it up.

Kofi battles back with kicks, stuns Show. Kofi hits a high top rope leg drop, Show kicks out. Show spears Kofi in half. Punches to the kidneys

The ref stops the match due to closed fists strikes, Big Show tears Kofi apart after the bell.

9:25 PM-Mark Henry vs. Chavo Guerrero

Charro is ready to take on Hornswoggle. Piven says swoggle has chickenpox. Mark Henry takes his place + leprechaun hat in memory of Hornswoggle.

Markswoggle(tm) vs Chavo

Henry intimidates Chavo to the outside of the ring. Henry tosses him back inside. Worlds Strongest Slam. Chavo cries out for pepe. 1.2.3.

Hornswoggle is a liar, he was hiding under the ring. Tadpol splash. I predict Chavos next burrial will be with the returning Eugene.

Next- Kofi vs Big Show for the U.S. Title

9:13 PM – Carlito beats Primo


Charro confuses Piven with Joe Rogan. Charro vs Horngobbler one on one. Haha.. Chavo thinks Dr. Ken is the teleporter from Heroes..

Depressed Carlito vs. Primo.. guess this is the blow off match

Announcers put over Primo’s offense. Depressed Calito shows off his orange boots as he rolls out of the ring. Suicide dive from Primo to the outside on Carlito.

Carlito lands a top rope rolling DDT neckbreaker on Primo. Primo fights back, spinning shoulder block. Cartwheel, Mokeyflip.. Primo breaks his shoulder on the turn post as he misses a corner charge.

Carlito hits the Backstabber. 1.2.3.

8:58 PM- Legacy pins The Game. Heat is stolen by DX return


Rhodes has Triple H in a headlock after Dibiase hangs Triple H on the top rope.

Dibiase tagged in. Dibiase stomps Triple H in the corner. Rhodes tagged in, more kicks.  Dibiase attacks Triple H behind the refs back.

Triple H fights back, but its cut off by Dibiase. Rhodes tagged in, elbows to Triple H’s head. Knee drop on Triple H.

Cody Rhodes misses the moonsault. Momentum shift?

Rhodes tries to tag in Dibiase. Triple H stops the tag, attacks Dibiase

High Knee. Facebuster. Spinebuster. RAWR! Stalks Rhodes for the pedigree.

Dibiase breaks it up, DRAM STREAT! Pin, Triple H kicks out.

Rhodes drops Triple H with the Crossroads, 1.2.3


Triple H grabs the mic, breaks down 😦 … Triple H hints at a DX return

8: 50- Rhodes and Dibiase play The Game


The Game wants to teach Legacy a lesson

Rhodes starts things off

Triple H sets the pace. Dibiase tagged in. Pedigree? Rhodes stops it.. Triple H still in control

commercal break

8:40 PM-WWE loses ratings

Beth Phoenix/Jillian Hall vs Mickie James/Gail Kim

Crowd dies.

The Glamazon slams Kim for the pin.

Recap of the Triple H/Legacy feud. Triple H vs. Rhodes/Dibiase hype is NEXT!

Triple H is on his way to the ring.

8:25 PM – Piven makes Big Show vs Kingston for the U.S. Title

We relive Shaq as GM last week on Raw

ESPN clips shown. Didnt ESPN rip WWE and Shaq?

Cole- the Shaq stuff was everywhere ‘even youtube’… vote: Shaq vs. Big Show?

Dr. Ken calls Big Show the BIG FAT SHOW.

Piven and Dr. Ken piss off the Big Show. Big Show vs Jeremy Piven(?)

Piven suggests Big Show vs. Kofi for the US title instead

Dr. Ken is not funny.

Micki James and Gail Kim- Diva tag team action is next!.. who cares!?

8:18 PM – Jack Swagger vs. Evan Bourne


Swagger vs. Bourne

Swagger over powers Bourne early

Bourne is tiny compared to Swagger. Announcers point this out at least twenty times.

Powerslam. Swagger taunts Bourne with pushups

Gutwrench Powerbomb. 1.2.3.


Bourne is pwned more with a kick to the head, a splash and a second gutwrench powerbombs. MVP makes the save.

8:OO PM – Jeremy Piven and the Asian guy from Mad TV open Raw


Jeremy Piven Opens Raw.

Dr. Ken is not lol

Miz says Piven makes a “mockery” of Raw

Piven- Miz is not the goods

The Miz is embarrassed… again

Miz wants Cena

Miz to Piven “I order you to make it happen”

Cena is loved by Piven and Loyd(?). Fail.

Cena plugs the Goods for the 5th time to start the show

Piven makes Cena vs Le Miz interesting. Lumberjack match? Miz yawns.

Miz will be banned from Summer Fest. Crowd confused.

Cena corrects Piven, Summer Slam*

If Miz loses he is banned from Raw for ALL ETERNITY! WIN!

Clean Dallas Comprehensive WWE Raw Results


WWE Champion Randy Orton will join The Legacy against John Cena & Triple H in main event
Cena informed the packed house at the RBC Center that when he battles Orton and The Game in a Triple Threat Match at Night of Champions in six days he plans on stepping from the ring with the WWE Title securely in his grasp. As might be expected, the current champion took exception.

The Viper was only too glad to administer a history lesson. He reminded Cena that it was he who retained the title when the three clashed previously in a Triple Threat Match at WrestleMania XXIV before his Legacy henchmen Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase surrounded the ring. Before they could act, however, The Game joined the party. He told Orton that he’s unconcerned who wins the title at Night of Champions as long as it’s not The Viper.

After digesting his opponents’ criticism, Orton was not satisfied to simply antagonize The Game and Cena; he also asked that they include him in the main event match alongside Rhodes & DiBiase. The Game and Cena readily agreed, and so the main event would offer a preview of sorts of the Triple Threat WWE Title Match at Night of Champions.

Mark Henry def. Unified Tag Team Champion Chris Jericho by disqualification
Chris Jericho has a decision to make. Who will the Unified Tag Team Champion choose as his teammate heading into Night of Champions now that Edge has suffered a debilitating injury? One thing is certain: It’s not looking good for Mark Henry. The World’s Strongest Man seemed bent on punishing Jericho until the arrogant Superstar attacked him with a metal folding chair, getting himself disqualified. Afterward, Henry not-so-subtly roughed up the Unified Tag Team Champion.


Jerry “The King” Lawler def. The Brian Kendrick
The Brian Kendrick was hoping to secure a spot alongside Unified Tag Team Champion Chris Jericho this Sunday at Night of Champions when reveals his new partner. Sadly for Kendrick, his mouth may have cost him his chance. After berating Jerry “The King” Lawler before his match, the WWE Hall of Famer introduced himself as Kendrick’s opponent. Lawler then showed the crowd just why he’s been inducted into WWE’s hallowed halls by defeating the cocky Superstar.


Six Pack Challenge announced for Night of Champions for U.S. Title; U.S. Champion Kofi Kingston, MVP & Primo def. Big Show, Jack Swagger & Carlito
The hunt for the United States Championship just took a large, disturbing turn. Before a Six-Man Tag Team Match kicked off, it was announced that United States Champion Kofi Kingston will defend his title this Sunday in a Six Pack Challenge at Night of Champions, which will see the Jamaican Superstar battle MVP, Big Show, Jack Swagger, The Miz and Carlito. Once the six-man bout got underway, the team of Kingston, MVP & Primo proved too much for Big Show, Swagger & Carlito when Primo pinned his Backstabbing brother. Perhaps to show his frustration – or maybe his dominance – The World’s Largest Athlete then began to decimate everything in his path, including his own teammates.

John Cena & Triple H def. WWE Champion Randy Orton & The Legacy
For all the disdain he exhibits toward his Night of Champions opponents, Triple H and John Cena, WWE Champion Randy Orton knows enough not to take these two men lightly. As he teamed up with his Legacy cohorts Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase against the pair, Orton knew this match would be pivotal. After all, whoever wins would be sure to enjoy a tremendous amount of momentum heading into Night of Champions. The only problem being that The Game and Cena were both well aware of the ramifications as well.

After a bumpy ride – as well as some high contention with The Game – it was Cena who finally scored a quick pin on The Viper, securing not only the win but also a great boost toward Night of Champions in just six days.

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